TMI Tuesday, 24th November 2020

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1. Which part of your body do you think is the most sexy? Post a pic if you dare.

Probably my eyes. I get a lot of comments on my eyes, so yeah, probably those. As for a dare? Eh, you know, I really don’t usually buy into dares, I’m not someone who is going to be coerced into doing anything, but for the sakes of fun, here is a photo I took a little while ago wearing some fake reading glasses that I bought for an Amy Farrah Fowler costume. A few guys dig the look 😛

2. Which part of your partner’s body do you find the most sexy. Tell us about the time you first saw it.

Oh my goodness, talk about a million dollar question. I mean Mr Wolfie has a gorgeous, strong, shapely back, but then he also has a perfect ass and strong legs, so I’m spoilt. I think a lot of people would just dive right in and say “he has a stunning c*ck”, which may or may not be true, but that also feels kind of obvious. Okay, so I think if we’re going to go with first time I saw anything of him, then I’m just going to go for the other cliché and say his personality. Mr Wolfie just emanates this kind of sense of trust and security, of understanding and acceptance. It wasn’t like he was a bad boy that I discovered was actually kind of sweet. No, Mr Wolfie is more like that perfect gentleman that I discovered is actually pretty f*cking naughty..

3. Are you a fan of lingerie on yourself? Or on someone else?

Yes, I love lingerie, as does Mr Wolfie. I usually just wear plain black bikini briefs for comfort and practicality reasons, so when he said he wanted to see me in black lace thongs, I soon went shopping! I have a navy blue lacy babydoll and thong set which is yet to be worn, too. I bought it just ahead of the first lockdown, but I think like a lot of people, once the lockdowns started our routine of normal just kind of vanished. We haven’t had a proper BDSM session in months and we both think a lot of that is because it’s really hard to go from “this is a nice steak” to “okay, it’s 10 o’clock, I should be giving you a spanking now”, it’d just feel kind of weird. Before, it was more or less he’d get in from work, we’d have something to eat and then we just knew what was going down. Now, because we’re both doing stuff at home and both contributing to the running of the home, that’s not happening anymore and so that whole getting ready process has been kind of replaced by a more “so.. err.. are we, aren’t we. Do ya wanna, even?” process. Going back to the original question though, I definitely love lingerie. On me though! Mr Wolfie is pretty adamant that he has no intentions to be seen in lace.

4. “Fifty Shades of Grey”–  Work of genius or complete twaddle?

Sigh, This kind of thing is the bane of my existence because for every one of us screaming “hey! It’s okay! It has it’s perks!” there are at least three on the “it’s a load of shite and shouldn’t be tolerated” tribe. Look, I treat the three movies very individually, and I actually think that, unlike a lot of sequels, the last one was the best one. There have been so many erotic movies out there now, and you know what? Apart from Preaching To The Perverted (which is hilarious and if you haven’t seen it then you need to), I think they’re all pretty awful. I didn’t like Secretary, I think it’s just as unrealistic in a sense. Spanking an employee? He’d be out on his ear for sexual assault and gross misconduct, and lets’ not forget how passive and dull Lee Hollaway is! Story of O, I can remember a scene in which a woman is raped because she’s been given to these people as a sex slave and that’s just what happens there, and then there is the human trafficking in The Pet and 365 DNI. Fifty Shades has it’s pitfalls, don’t get me wrong, but I feel like we need to understand that there is no such thing as a good kinky movie or a bad kinky movie. Some people like their kink light and with romance and drama, and others like it hardcore and with more rules. In either sense, neither one is wrong. It’s what you enjoy and whatever one feels right feels right for you. Yes, I’m still talking about movies!

PS. If you want further reads, I wrote about Fifty Shades Of Grey here and here, and chewed apart 365 DNI here. Enjoy!

5. Would you rather listen to a sexy voice telling you what is happening or watch a sex scene on mute?

Goodness, I am ASMR-responsive, so a sexy voice will undoubtedly be a weakness of mine. I listen to erotic hypnosis sometimes too, which is a bit like porn for audiophiles. I’ve long been curious about it, but to date, I just find myself falling asleep!

Bonus: Tell us about a time you experimented with a fantasy and it did not go according to plan.

Ugh, you know, my medical fantasy wasn’t something I planned to talk about on my blog just yet. Soon, but not yet.

Okay, well, he was pre-warned about this, but so it goes, Bill and I know one another personally, we’re good friends and have been for many years. We’re both disabled perverts and as such, there is a fair bit on which for us to hit it off. There is some chemistry between us, but neither of our partners would be happy for us to explore more than the close friendship that we have and as such, we never have taken it any further. Within that chemistry though, Bill and I tease and torment one another, a lot! Now so it goes, being one of my closest people, Bill knows about the depths of my medical fantasy. He understood and helped me find the strength to talk about it with Mr Wolfie who, unfortunately, wasn’t quite so keen. Bill and I have also had a kind of arrangement where, if one of us has a toy that we’ve bought and just never used, we will off it to the other to see it go to a new home instead of landfill – think Freecycle for environmentally conscious kinky people! Anyway, going back some months ago, Bill sent me a box of vetwrap to try and sell on his behalf as I used to flog a lot of other unwanteds on Ebay at the time and he just couldn’t find the time to do it- no problemo. Underneath the vetrap though, my dear friend had hidden a brand new stainless steel vaginal speculum. Intentions are great, but it was really difficult for me to explain when Mr Wolfie knew nothing of this fantasy of mine, and was now caught between bewilderment at this device, and horrified that anyone would have a fantasy that involves it, regardless of whether or not such is indeed the case. To this day, I still haven’t found the confidence to tell him the true depths of my depraved imagination, which is not so great for me.

Alright lovelies, I hope you enjoy this post and have a wonderful Tuesday afternoon/evening.

Until next time!

Until next time,

Stay safe & have fun.

Helen xx

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