TMI Tuesday, 26th January 2021 – Back To The Beginning! : Matt Answers

Hello all!

Hope you are all keeping safe and well? 

Today’s TMI is the first questions published on the TMI blog all those years ago. Enjoy reading and have a great week!


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1. Who would you call for bail money?

I don’t even need to think about this, I would call my wife. I could imagine the answer to the call would be something along the lines of “what have you done now?!” if it ever happened, though. I don’t think I would ever hear the end of it!

(Helen: And he would be right! 😉 )

2. Your life has been threatened unless you do one of the three following things. Which would you do? Why?

a. Do a sanctioned and well-promoted strip tease at a WWE event

b. Have sex with anyone of your choosing in a full of trash garbage dumpster

c. Star in your own Girls Gone Wild video knowing that it will be distributed, for free, in your hometown.

Wow, I don’t like any of these answers! I used to be a massive WWF/WWE fan when I growing up so I guess if I had to do any of them, it would be a strip tease at the WWE event. I would hope though that the action following me would be far more memorable than my awful performance!

3. What is your most hated chore on your household chore list?

I don’t really know; I try and just get on with any tasks that need to be done around the flat. I feel that if you think about it too much, you will just put it off for next time. If I was pressed for one thing that I don’t really like doing, I guess it would be taking out and organising the bins. Our local council wants everything recycleable sorted perfectly between four different bins, otherwise it won’t get collected at all Yes, they are that pernickety.

4. Do you do ay chores naked? Which one(s)?

Haha no, I don’t think I have enough money to pay for the counselling for my neighbours! I’m either dressed or in lounge pants, I don’t walk around the flat naked.

5. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? Did you turn out to do that?

When I was young, one of the many cartoon’s that I used to watch on a Saturday morning was Fireman Sam. From that moment on, I wanted to be a fireman – at least that was until I discovered that I am scared of heights! So no, I ended up not following that dream and now work in the office for a building maintenance company instead.

6. One of your scars, how did you get it?

I have a small scar on the side of my head that I’ve had it since I was a baby. I was too small to remember how I got it but so the story goes, I was in hospital in my Dad’s arms, I managed to wriggle free and fell down some stairs and I’ve had this scar ever since. You never know, it might of knocked some sense into me!

7. What is on the wall in your bedroom?

I can’t pick one, we have loads of art work on our bedroom wall. We have got a reclaimed picture of the Eifel Tower over the bed, a custom piece Helen made inspired by Fifty Shades Freed. Over my desk where I am working from home currently, I have a picture of one of my heroes, Dave Ghrol – certified signed by the very man himself!

(Helen: The custom piece was because of you, you great dope!)

8. Do you snore, grind your teeth, or talk in your sleep?

Oh dear, I can safely say I do 2 out of the 3 of these things- much to my wife’s annoyance! I snore and talk in my sleep; I have apparently come out with some true gems when I have been in an unconscious state!     

9. What type of music do you listen to?

During the day if I’m working I just put the radio on and listen to whatever’s playing. I usually try and find a 90’s station and listen to the stuff I grew up with. However, my Spotify is full of rock/metal. My favourite band is The Foo Fighters, hence the picture over my desk.

Bonus: Buried or cremated? Why?

I can’t say I have ever thought about this if I’m honest! If I had to choose one, I guess it would be cremation because it means that I can be scattered somewhere nice. I don’t really like thinking about death, I know its inevitable but I want to enjoy the days I have on this earth.

Right, that’s me for this week. I hope you have a good week. Stay safe and see you next week for the next round of TMI Tuesday!

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