TMI Tuesday, 23rd November 2021

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What’s your favourite sentence? But of course… It’s TMI Tuesday!

It’s that time of the week again Twisties, who’s back for another round of TMI Tuesday?

What Is TMI Tuesday?

TMI Tuesday is a series of questions generated by TMI Tuesday Blog. It is a great way to meet other bloggers and to share some personal thoughts and experiences. It is important to remember that there are no right or wrong answers to these questions, only the answers of the author –  and that’s part of what makes this tag so awesome! 

How To Play TMI Tuesday

Copy the below TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!

Send Me Your Questions!

Do you have something you’ve been itching to ask? Maybe something food-related, something a little bit kinky or something completely random? Have fun with it, then be sure to check back next Tuesday for my answer!

1. Would you buy a self-driving car and use the self-driving mode?

Heck, no! I struggle with amaxophobia (the fear of being a passenger) so I have to be in control of the car for me to feel safe. I had a panic attack in a stationery taxi once, so anything self-driving gives me nightmares! I am, however, a very cool, calm, collected and confident driver and I love driving, so maybe I just wouldn’t use the self-driving mode anyway?

2. What is your favorite three-word sentence?

Behave, Mrs S / little girl/ little one…. there are variations but the result is the same – a great, big stupid grin from me!

According to my husband though, my most-frequently used three-word sentence is “breed me, please” or “please breed me”… and now I feel great about myself!

I also got told once not to buy anymore kinky mugs, so I didn’t! I had the last laugh though, because there was no mention that they had to be PG 😉

White cereamic coffee mug with black text which reads "breed me please", on black granite counter
What? It’s sexy, not kinky 😉

3. What would your pet say about you if we asked for a reference?

“Mum is the best but sometimes she’s evil. She does amazing scritches and she plays fetch with me but she puts drops on me every month and they stink! I hate them but she makes me wear them anyway. Also, last week the fat bitch totally belittled me! She made me try on a new raincoat (apparently Clumsy “accidentally” cut a hole in my old one?!) and then she made some comment about how I’d grow into it because the raincoat was about four inches too long for me! Does that daft woman not realise that I’m already fully grown?! Dad, sort her out…”

Brown and white jack russell terrier led with his legs out and his head tilted, looking at the camera. He is led on a black leather sofa
Little Hugo chilling out on a lazy Monday evening 🙂

4. Have you ever been stood up by a date? Did you attempt another date with that person?

Oh it used to happen a lot in my teens, usually just shallow people just realising that I wasn’t a size 8 model, but here’s the thing; I heard from one guy a few years later and he was unhappily married to a prettier woman who was manipulating him and cheating on him, so it makes you think, is the grass always greener? I may not be much to look at but I have a gentle heart and I’m a damned loyal woman. As for a second chance? No way, it’s their loss. Shallow begets shallow. If you can’t at least be honest with me and not waste my time, there are no second chances.

5. Have you ever checked through your phone media to remember the night before?

There have been only two times in my life that I have I have been pissed out of my skull, one was when a “friend” spiked my drink by adding more alcohol when I wasn’t looking (we’ve long not been associated since!) and the other was when Matt and I discovered a bar that did 2-for-1 cocktails… I did not know how many cocktails I’d had until my hand couldn’t feed me chips and I was far from well in the morning! To answer the question though, I’ve never needed to look back to remember the night – partly because I just don’t drink that much anymore and partly because I prefer to just enjoy the company of others instead of worrying about photos of our night!

Bonus: Never have I ever _____ ?

My beloved: “Sucked dick in a field… Oh! No, you’ve done that one…” (thanks, asshole!)

It sounds really boring but been on a rollercoaster… just all shades of nope!

Also, bonus, been abroad – I’ve never been able to afford it! I got invited to Malta a few years ago but that all fell through, I quite enjoy exploring this lump of mud instead though – Moreton-In-Marsh, Oxford and rugged Cornish coasts… I couldn’t want for anything else!

That’s it from me for this TMI Tuesday! Join me next week for the next round! Do you have any questions for me for next week? Don’t forget to leave them in the comments below!

Until next time,

Stay safe & have fun,

Helen xx

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