Hey Twisties,
Not so long ago and as part of a Lovehoney deal, I decided to do a little bit of shopping of my own. I’d had some conversations with partner and fellow blogger, Bill, about rabbit vibrators, but I’d never actually owned one. So then I decided why not, right? When in Rome!
The Jessica Rabbit 10-Function Rabbit Vibrator was available as part of the bundle deal, so it was the one that I went for. I really wanted it in black to go with the rest of the black toys in my delightful “Magnolia Room Of Sensation” (ahem, my bedroom), but only pink was available as part of the deal. Not to worry, pink it is!
Jessica Rabbit 10-Function Rabbit Vibrator: Product Description
The Jessica Rabbit 10-function rabbit vibrator boasts ten patterns of vibrations in the ears and three speeds of rotation for the shaft, plus reverseable rotation. Made with super-soft plastic, entirely waterproof and promising powerful blended orgasms, this vibrator has a lot of potential.
This rabbit vibrator requires 3 x AA batteries for power, perhaps owing to the two simultaneous techniques that this toy does. There is a battery holder that you need to remove and insert the batteries into, and that only appears to go in one way. Useful for helping you know how the batteries are supposed to be polarised, but rather aggravating when you’re horny. It’s a devil to remove once it’s in place too, so taking them out between uses (as per the instructions) isn’t exactly simple.
How It Looks
The Jessica Rabbit 10-function rabbit vibrator comes in Lovehoney’s typical white-and-pink box with images of the product and bulleted features of the toy. Inside the box, the toy is held by a plastic tray and wrapped in shrinkwrap plastic to keep things fresh.
The first thing that stood out to me was the remote-like control panel. Never in my 15+ years of sexual activity have I ever owned a vibrator with a control panel on it! There’s two buttons for the two separate functions – rotation and vibration – plus a fifth button to reverse the shaft rotation. I like that the lights turn different colours to show the speed (green for slow, amber for medium and red for fast). The lights flicker between the colours as well, if you’re using a vibration pattern in the ears.
I can’t unsee the bunny’s face, which really made me wonder whether that level of detail was necessary? Maybe it’s just me, but there’s something rather unsettling about smushing a bunny’s face into my nether regions. Still, the show must go on.
How It Handles
No bueno. Cracking one off should not be a workout Twisties, but I was getting my heart rate up just trying to get this rabbit vibrator into place. With my hands slick with lube, holding and operating this thing became impossible, and even more impossible to press the buttons I couldn’t see! The buttons are rather small too, so trying to fumble around and find them really was a game of pot puck. Not good at all for those of us with dexterity issues.
How It Feels
The vibrations from the ears feel almost intimidating and, for a time, I’m even fairly certain that they have enough of a buzz to take me to paradise. I like quite strong vibration to get me there, so the ears of the Jessica Rabbit 10-function vibrator feel like they’ve got what it takes to do the job. The rotation of the main shaft is intriquing, though I’m relieved to find that it’s only the inside that rotates, not the whole thing. The pulsing sensation has me curious too, I can see this exhausting me.
The pearl beads in the shaft are fascinating and, even non-sexually, I can’t help but have too much fun squishing them around and around. As a stress reliever this part of the toy is oddly therapeutic and I find myself gripping and squeezing it for perhaps far much longer than I should have. I can’t help but think some guys might enjoy that kind of treatment, too.
Jessica Rabbit 10-Function Vibrator: The Verdict
For a toy that promised me a blended orgasm I am seriously, seriously disappointed. The ears don’t actually reach my clit, instead they just sort of jab into my urethra and make me want to pee. Even when I did manage to make some (quite painful) adjustments, the ears just sat in a nook in my clitoral hood and contributed nothing at all. The rotating (either way) contributed very little and even made me wonder at times whether the batteries were giving up. The whole thing sounds mechanical too, which is quite distracting when you’re trying to fantasise. All in all, not a good experience.
Are Rabbit Vibrators Really Right For You?
One of the things that I didn’t know about, that I wish I’d read up on now, is the cutely dubbed ‘clitoris-to-vagina gap‘. I don’t know that it’s a thing, and certainly nobody has ever told me whether my C-to-V gap is cute or proportionately-sized, but in the world of rabbit vibrators, it seems that the gap really matters. To me that’s a crying shame. We already know that vaginas are as unique as fingerprints, so why are we treating C-to-V gaps like they’re all the same? We also know that penises aren’t the same size too, so why, in 2023, are women and vagina-havers treated still treated as though we’re identical?
Secondly, it pays to pay attention to personal preferences. Some like very light and gentle stimulation, and others of us prefer more pressure or speed. Some of us like more clitoral stimulation, and some like less. Nobody is right or wrong, and nothing is guaranteed to get everyone off. C’est la vie in the world of sexual happiness!
Final Thoughts
Trying out my first rabbit vibrator was an experience, but unlike wands and other clitoral vibarators, it’s not an experience I’ll be repeating. Maybe someday I will manage my first blended orgasm too, but for now, I live in hope. Sadly though, this toy is getting just two stars. It’s unique, interesting, and the pearls make for great stress relief.
That’s it from me for this post! Have you tried rabbit vibrators before? How did you find them? Why not give this post a like, share your thoughts in the comments or click here for more sex toy reviews!
Until next time!
Stay safe & have fun,
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Bill replies
One should not however give up on rabbits
As there’s rabbits and then rabbits 😉
My personal experiences have been with the black Onyx also from the Jessica Rabbit range , with some good results when giving some pleasure
There’s also many from the higher end range, with different designs density of material, length and girth.
Perhaps then, Sir, a man would like to spoil a girl? After all, a girl simply cannot review a product she doesn’t have 😉
All jokes aside, as mentioned in my post, this was the only one available in the bundle. I know there are others on the market that get a good write-up but they do require more of an investment and are more of a loss if they don’t pay off. I may be inclined to shop around at a later date but for now, the garden requires my attention!